Last week, Chamomile and Crisp received a threatening invitation from a former mob-boss, Johnny Caramac.

This week, we’ll meet their boss: Commissioner Camembert. When it comes to motivational techniques, Camembert is 100% stick. She probably binned the carrot for looking at her funny.

Crisp, with his 50+ years in the force, entertains the illusion that he might have some sort of authority over the commissioner. It’s embarrassing just how wrong he is.